I Ball Relatively Hard

I'd like to say I tried something new and cool and hip and "down with the kids" and video'd it for all of you to see, however I am afraid to say I have been rather busy/ I failed. As you can see however, I ball so hard that I can take a photo of myself with the camera in my phone in a mirror in a lift and look swag. I have no idea how people use that word but hey, I'm 22. I'm getting old.

The last week has been full of events.

Firstly my brother was tagged in some Facebook photos, on the positive side he was surrounded by girls and looked like he was having the time of his life. The not-so-positive side is that he was wearing Lycra and was actually competing in a cheer-leading competition . . . but hey, each to their own, I'm sure if I had an older brother and he saw some of my photos he would feel somewhat uneasy on the path I was heading down too . . .

Secondly I was chatted up by a male hairdresser. Upon entering the Salon, the receptionist person inevitably allocated me the only Asian hairdresser who asked me what I wanted (standard 5 top 2 sides). He then continually asked me why I disliked my hair and kept stroking me, as one who is pretty good at remaining un-awkward-ded I feel pretty uneasy, perhaps I'm just not used to getting hit on.

Thirdly - for those who don't know I got a new job (pretty certain most of people reading this are those who I have forced begged asked to read this blog and know anyway . . . I have no idea how you get randomers to read what you have done on the internet).

Anyway where I currently work (not the new job) there is somewhat of a "joke" which is presented in such a way that it isn't a joke, but a fact which is badly disguised as a joke so it wouldn't hurt my feelings. The joke is that I am "punching above my weight" - I didn't think I was fugly . . . but maybe I was just arrogant. I told my other half this to which she replied:

"I guess before I was with you so that I would look better in comparison, but now I'm definitely with you for the money"

If you can imagine me pulling a sad face, please imagine it now. . . :(

So the video of today? Well I would like to think it's somewhat of a revenge for said remark. Enjoy:

Just to let you know this wasn't an actual planned revenge thing, but it did cross my mind while it was happening. This video was also filmed on a different day to "sponge sandwich" - I guess returning to university to play with sponges is my favorite way to spend my weekends!

To prove that it wasn't a planned thing, and I wasn't just being harsh, here's another video:

So that proves that it was all in the name of fun. But karma has it's way of getting back at you, sometimes thinking evil is enough. In this case I had already thought evil, but then I planned to do evil. Massive backfire

So soon enough I got my punishment, and by soon I mean about a minute later, in the form of a not so soft hardwood floor. Which felt like the opposite of sponge if I am honest!

Someday, I promise I will gather up the courage and do a proper youtube video . . . one in which I actually do something and talk to the camera . . . but hey, today you got three videos, and lets be fair, they were amazing unique videos - how often are you going to see fully grown adults have fun with sponges?


Just to let people know the person doing the charging in all three videos is one of the most coolest, strongest and all round awesome people you will ever meet. If you are female and are "hot", please comment on this blog and I will set you two up.

Also to let people know, my girlfriend is currently on the train home and has been unable to assist me in writing English. Since I cannot English, please ignore all grammar/ spelling/ Language/ Life mistakes as written here until she has the time to proof read. I apologize in advance to all grammar Nazis out there.