Cookie On My Face

Wow . . . i'm awful at keeping internet pacts, I said I'd make a video/ blog post at least once every two weeks and its been . . . 4? And i'm only on my ninth seventh fifth? forth post! Fail. . . I do have somewhat of an excuse though, which I am sure most of you have guessed correctly. Oh well, on to business.

Having moved to a different location and finding myself with sky and a television in my room the amount of TV now watch seems a bit excessive. I now watch this series called "The Big Bang Theory" everyday at around dinner time (Yes the 3rd meal of the day in the evening is called dinner. Not Tea, Tea is that drink which high percentage of the British population over-enjoy), I also watch new episodes of another series called "Game of Thrones" which is actually very good. I recommend both series. I was actually trying to recommend both series to my housemate, however, once again, the English language befuddled me. Possibly as I was trying to say two sentences at the same time, but to be honest it's already established the workings of my mind are unsolvable. Anyway I scrambled my words and ended up exclaiming:

"I am genuinely bumming game theory right now"

Which, being honest is a legitimate statement, although during a conversation about television programs a subject within the economic discipline seemed rather odd. For all those who do not know what game theory is I suggest you check it out, it's genuinely very cool and interesting.

 Anyway, since watching more television it ultimately comes at a price, which can be good or bad depending on how you view it. I am talking about watching adverts. Now there is a specific advert I am thinking about. That Oreo one where you are meant to do a combination of licking twisting and dunking it before eating. Ain't nobody got time for that! This got me thinking about who actually does that? Which inevitably got me thinking about what crazy things that I do which are definitely inconveniences to myself. Here are a few things, which I am sure no-one out there shares with me.

1. Specialized shoes - I will not use shoes which I have bought specifically for one activity, in another activity. Now I take this to the extreme. For example I played badminton last night, and obviously I took the shoes and changed when I was there - which is fair enough. However I had to walk back home and really couldn't be bothered to get changed back into suit clothes so I changed my shoes only. You can only imagine how silly one looks in short shorts, a vest, and smart black shoes for a 20 min walk home . . . in the rain. My badminton shoes will never touch any floor, apart from those within the sports hall.
2. I gotta use my stuff - When it comes down to doing certain things. If I have my own equipment, such as my own tennis racket, or hockey stick. I will not play, unless I can use my own. Even if one day I accidentally forgot and was invited to play. Even though I really want to. I cannot do it.
3. Clean Hands - All you people who can eat pizzas or burgers with your hands when there are cutlery readily available I envy you, the speed of which you can consume using your hands is phenomenal. I however prefer to keep my hands really clean at all times. I always go find cutlery if I can sense it nearby.

Just realized. This list is a fatal error. Friends you may be, but I know my friends will use what I find annoying to annoy me. I don't think I will continue with this list . . . just to clarify I know not everyone will use information to taunt me. There a select few however . . . Zac Longsword . . . 

The rant before about the elaborate way on how to eat an Oreo reminds me about that argument the world used to have whether a Jaffa Cake was a Cake or a Biscuit. Either way, combine this with the cookie challenge and you got my next video. (The cookie challenge is putting a cookie or something on your face around the forehead or eye region, then trying to eat it without the use of your hands).

Obviously, in my competitive nature I wanted to win at it. I think i'd have got first prize, compared to all those celebrities on youtube doing the cookie challenge, such as One Direction . . . ergh


I realize this post has been somewhat of an unstructured ramble, but it has been a while and I figure its because my English skills have plummeted. The next post will be planned with subjects in advance and most likely more funny. . . In fact - Subjects for the next post: Explosions. Presents. Weird Dreams and Porn.





I added the word porn in to see if it would boost views . . . who knows? Some people might come here looking for porn and leave knowing how to win at the cookie challenge. I think that's a success. Actually I've already added the word porn, I guess I might as well add the following words: Boobies, Xbox, Chocolate. I pretty certain everyone in the world likes at least one of those.